Well it has been a while hasn't it? Idk why but my other entry acted weird when I tried to edit it. I guess it's pms-ing or something XD idk. but HAVE NO FEAR for I am adding more jokes on a new entry...as u can see...it's this one...duh. HERE WE GO!!!!!
"Oh crap your nuggets!" "Oh crap my nuggets!" -I was cooking nuggets while my lover and I were watching Sweeney Todd...and we forgot about them...sorta.
"What? I don't make sense...potato." -A taste of Eric's randomness and his potato fetish.
"That's crazy...like a potato." -Can u guess who said this?
"OH CRAP!...I broke the world." -Idk why this was said but I love it and wrote it down. Thank u Eric for more of ur randomosity. Actually I think he sneezed.
"You made me fart." -This did not have to be said, but since it was said...i laughed and wrote this one down too.
“Why did God fill me with poop?” –Eric was being extremely funny the day he said this. He was sick and UBER UBER UBER hilarious. It was ridiculous…and I laughed so hard!
“I don’t know what happened to that knat…it’s a ninja knat.” –Eric battled with a knat and he lost cause his competitor ran away XD
“I just saw Jesus walk by!!!” –I said this in Geometry when I was talking to Rory. There’s a guy in our school that resembles Jesus. It isn’t funny unless u think how crazy u must sound saying that u saw the one and only Jesus Christ walk by.
“ROR-AY? WHAT IS THE SLANT HEIGHT?!?!” –There I was, sittin in Geometry, tryin to figure out the slant height. I talked with an annoying southern accent mixed with some other accent I think and I talked like that for the whole class. Then I just couldn’t stop talking like that. People wanted to hit me O.O
“Do u want to ca-rash?” “Did u just say ‘do u want to ca-rash?’” “Yeah cause I da-rooled.” –Eric said the first and last part, I said the second part when we were on his scooter. The funny thing is, he said the words weird completely on accident.
“I’m not a pissed peppered porn star pressed preppy purple person who pressures people.” –When Eric walked me home we made up this tongue twister. It all started when we were trying to describe someone…DX
“Stay, stay!” “You’re telling it to stay?” “It’s over there” *points* -Rory couldn’t get a song out of her head, but she sure did try.
“Jesus Crap!” “Is that like Holy Sh*t?” –Eric said Jesus crap for some reason…idk why. And then I was asking if he was talking about a holy pile of dookie and it just came out like that well-known phrase.
“The day is good because Johnny Depp is my geometry teacher.” –I won’t explain this cause it’s funnier if u don’t understand it. But yup, I said it.
“I dove you!” *speaking in japanese voice* -Eric and I were discussing how Japanese people pronounce R’s like D’s and L’s like R’s. and he just got a little confused.
“They should not make that button green, it really makes me want to click it!” –Oh Eric and ur sillyness on Fiesta. Ur adorable XD.
“Oh god how old is this cough drop?…Oh my god it’s so soothing I don’t care!” –My Eric love was sicky and he needed to soothe his throat with a throat lozenge like LEELAND! No not Leeland, that’s just mean!
Well that’s it for now, I’m probably gonna go eat some yogurt, nap, or play Fable II….PEACE!!!
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