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Something for today.I am bored.Like always.But in 2nd.I can't wait to see the look on Thrax's face when her sees this journal. twisted *ahem* But first the 1st episode of Jigsaw's basement. rofl


Jigsaw’s basement Ep.1:Hidan returns

Jigsaw:Hello Johnny,I want to play a game.For the past several weeks,U have made a fool of urself.Is it because ur wife left u for another woman,or is it because ur uncontrolable diaree I guess ruined ur life and marriage.U must of know the fact that other nuts r better then urs.
Johnny:WTF it this?WTF is that?...Who the hell r u?And,what the hell is that on my wiener?I’m gonna get u pervasized f*****t,with those silly straps and kick ur dirty butt…
Jigsaw:Silence!!!
Johnny:Oh,sorry.
Jigsaw:As u can see ur tied up.ur hands are back…*the sound of door *
Jigsaw’s mom:Seyador Puppetson!Are u looking at naked puppet women?
Jigsaw:No,mother.
Jigsaw’s mom:U homo.
Jigsaw:Mother,u’re embbarasing me in front of the murder like act.
Jigsaw’s mom:Oh,u’re embbarsing urself.
Johnny:*laughs*
Jigsaw:Sh-sh-sh-shut up,Johnny!U stupid…*cries*
Jigsaw’s mom:I just came down here to tell u that ur cat pooped in ur room again.*the sound of door*
Jigsaw:Uh what?Damn Sparkles.Well…well let the game begin…for real.
Johnny:Ok,Seyador.
Jigsaw:U..U just shut up.
*noise of falling objects*…*whistle*
Jigsaw:Th…th…That’s the third time that’s happened.*the sound of the door*…*boom from the gun.*Goodbye,Johnny .the game is over.
Johnny:Ugh,I’m still alive.
Jigsaw:damn it!!!…Jesus Christ.
…:Finally.I have rised from the grave of this body.
Jigsaw:WTF?Who the **** are you?
Hidan:I am Hidan.
Jigsaw:Haven’t I seen u somewhere?Cuz’ u look a little bit strange.
Hidan:Yes.Remember?In the dimention of the Jigsaw’s
Jigsaw:Jesus Chirst.It really is u.
Hidan:The ghost of Christmas past.
Jigsaw:*screams*
*door opens*
Jigsaw’s mom:Seyador Puppetson,what’s the matter?Why r u screaming?
Jigsaw:It’s him!It’s him,mommy.The one who wanted to kill the whole Jigsaw village.But he couln’t succeed.
Jigsaw’s mom:That’s impossible.U r still alive?
Hidan:Yes.
Jigsaw’s mom:Run my son,run!Run far away from here.Run as ur legs depend on themselves.blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!*killed*
Jigsaw:Mom,mom,mommy.Why do u have to die so soon?*cries*
Hidan:Now it’s ur turn,puppet boy.
Jigsaw:U’ll pay for this.U hear me?U WILL PAY!!!
Hidan:*laughs*.
Jigsaw:Laugh all u want,cuz u just fell for my trap.
Hidan:What the?aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…*Got squshed by larger and larger rocks.*
Jigsaw:Uh oh.whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…*runs away*
Hidan:Run if u want.Run.Far away from me.But I can find u.No matter where u run,no matter where u hide,I can still sence ur delicious flesh.hehehe…

Jigsaw:*deep breathe* damn I better call Jigglypuff.*calls Jigglypuff*
Jigglypuff:Hello?
Jigsaw:Jigglypuff,it’s me,Jigsaw.
Jigglypuff:Jigsaw.Hi.What’s up?How is ur mom?
Jigsaw:She is dead.Hidan showed up and killed her.
Jigglypuff:Impossible.I could of sworn that me and Sawgirl(as a born baby) destroyed him years ago.
Jigsaw:I know.Look,What ever u do,don’t go out of ur house.OK?Gotta go.
Jigglypuff:Wait,why do I…*sigh* That brother of mine sure is weird with his games.Oh well.


TO BE CONTINUED…