This was brought to my attention some time ago, dog lovers cannot get enough of their furry, canine friends. Even if they own ten dogs, they will go out of their way to look up random puppy pictures on the internet. Its like porn to them. But what if you had a really jealous dog?
Fido: Jimmy! I brought home dinner! *drops a dead squirrel on the floor*
Jimmy: Hmm? Oh that's nice Fido. *clicking away on his computer*
Fido: What are you looking at?
Jimmy:*closes the laptop* Nothing...
Fido: Let me see.
Jimmy: I told you it's nothing!
Fido: *jumps up on Jimmy's lap and opens the laptop* Gasp! Oh this is just disgusting!!
Jimmy: It's not what you think!
Fido: Puppies, Jimmy?! Puppies?!! You are a sick b*****d! Ya know that!
Jimmy: What's the big deal?
Fido: Jimmy this has got to stop. You come home everyday smelling like Marsha's new litter and are constantly looking at these sickening pictures.
You really have a problem.
Jimmy: Well it couldn't hurt you to act cute every once in a while!
Fido: That's cold. I'm 5 years old, Jimmy. The cuteness has left and it's never coming back! What you see is what you get! I'm not like those bulldogs with the big,sad,eyes and the floppy ears.
I'd go on, but I think you got my point.+_+
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