>Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
>Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
>Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
>A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. twisted
>What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
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