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The New Adventures of Gil Man and Aj Boy!

Staring:
Gilgaeth as: Gil Man
Moronic_Demonic as: Aj Boy
The Boss Man as: Himself
ll Psychopath ll as: The Cookie Lady
Chuck Norris as: Himself

The story begins as our heroes, Gil Man and Aj Boy, are sitting in the Gil Cave trying to cure their boredom.

Gil Man: Ugh, I can't believe we played nine games of Scrabble..
Aj Boy: I am never... playing that game again...
(Gil Man stares into space before falling asleep on the ground)
Aj Boy: That seems like a good idea.
(Aj Boy gets out of his chair and lays on the ground just as the Omg signal appears)
(Just as he sees the signal he attempts to wake up Gil Man)
Aj Boy: Hey Gil Man, wake up you lazy bum!
(Gil Man snores)
(He sighs then gets an idea)
Aj Boy: Gil Man! Look! Cookie Lady is outside!
(Gil Man awakens and jumps to his feet)
Gil Man: To the Gil Mobile!!
(Gil Man jumps out of the ten-story window and lands in the driver's seat of the Gil Mobile)
Aj Boy: Hold on Gil Man! I'm going to take the elevator!
(He gets in the elevator and begins his decent)

~15 minutes later~

(Aj Boy walks over to the car and gets in)
Gil Man: What took you so long!?
Aj Boy: Oh, sorry. I stopped for a slushie.
(Gil Man slaps the back of Aj Boy's head and starts the car)
(The radio turns on and the Boss Man speaks)
Boss Man: Gil Man! Cookie Lady is on a rampage destroying everything! You must stop her!
Gil Man: She's destroying stuff? That's not like her at all. Must be that time again..
Boss Man: Just stop her allright!?
Gil Man: Allright, allright.
(Gil Man turns the radio off)
Aj Boy: LEZZ GOOOO!!!!!
Gil Man: Couldn't have said it better myself Aj Boy.

Gil Man and Aj Boy sped off to downtown Gaia city, unaware of the powerful secret weapon Cookie Lady had in her possesion.

Aj Boy: Look Gil Man! There she is!!
Gil Man: You are truly gifted with your powers of observation Aj Boy.
(Aj Boy didnt know if that was a joke or not)
(They both stepped out of the car and walk towards Cookie Lady)
Gil Man: Cookie, why are you doing this!?
(Cookie Lady turns around and looks at Gil Man)
Cookie Lady: I don't have to give you a reason! Maybe im doing it because I felt like it!
Gil Man: Let me make a deal with you. You stop destroying the city, and you wont go to jail and ill pay for all the damages!
Cookie Lady: Thats not enough! I want more!
Gil Man: More what??
Cookie Lady: Money! I want money!
Gil Man: Why is it that they always want money? Not cat food, not laundry soap, always money!?
Cookie Lady: Stop babbiling and give me the money!
Gil Man: Or else what?
Cookie Lady: What do you mean or else what? If you dont give it to me, ill go Chuck Norris on your a**!
(Cookie lady pulled out a gun, which was powered by one of Chuck's beard hairs)
Aj Boy: Oh no! Her gun is being powered by one of Chuck's beard hairs!
Gil Man: Your powers of observation never seem to amaze me.
(Cookie Lady fired at them but it missed and hit the Gil Mobile, which turned into a penguin)
Aj Boy: If we wernt in so much danger right now, I would say that was epic sweetness.
Gil Man: Come Aj Boy! We must flee!
Aj Boy: But Gil Man doesnt flee! What kinda super hero are you!?
Gil Man: One that doesnt wanna be a penguin. Lets go!
(The two start running with Cookie Lady right behind them)

Cookie Lady: You cant escape my Chuck Ray!!
(The two turned down an ally, turned into another one and hid from Cookie Lady)
Aj Boy: I doubt she'll find us in here!
Gil Man: She will if you dont stop talking!
Aj Boy: Well hey, your the one that responded.
Gil Man: And your the one who responded to my response!
Aj Boy: What?
Gil Man: Shut up!
Aj Boy: You know what? Why dont you make me!?
(Cookie Lady turned down the ally and found them)
Cookie Lady: I'll shut you up!
(Cookie Lady laughs evily and the lights fade)

~Cookie Lady's Lair~

(Gil Man and Aj Boy awaken to find themselves tied up and suspended over boiling molten chocholate)
Cookie Lady: Oh great, your awake. It's been far too long since i've encountered prey so, FIESTY. ((Diabolical Box lol))
Gil Man: What are you planning on doing do us!?
Cookie Lady: Im going to slowly lower you down, for suspense, into that chocholate and make you into cookies!
Gil Man: . . .
Aj Boy: Eww...
Gil Man: That's just sick...
Aj Boy: What are you a cannibal?
Cookie Lady: Silence!
(Cookie Lady pulls a lever and Gil Man and Aj Boy begin to descend)
Aj Boy: Allright Gil Man, this is it. It's been nice knowing you.
Gil Man: Now hold on, it might not be over just yet.
Aj Boy: ? ? ?
(Gil Man moved his body so that the ropes pressed against the cell phone in his pocket and called speed dial #4)
Gil Man: Can you hear me? You might wanna get over here soon. Shes got a hair.
Aj Boy: Who the heck did you call?
Gil Man: You'll see.
(Just then Chuck Norris punched through the wall and went over to Cookie Lady)
Cookie Lady: Oh hey Chuck! What brings you here?
(Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks her into the chocholate)
(He bends down and takes the beard hair out of her gun)
Aj Boy: Gee, thanks Chuck!
(Chuck begins to walk away)
Gil Man: What about the lever!?
Chuck Norris: Oh.
(He walks back, pulls the lever, and stops the ropes from going down further)
Gil Man: Thanks Chuck!
Chuck Norris: No prob Gil Man.
(He walks out of the building)
Aj Boy: Phew, glad thats over!
Gil Man: . . . We're still tied up!!
Gil Man and Aj Boy: Help!!!!!

The End!



Here's the links to the original story by Gilgaeth:
Episode One:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/the-adventures-of-gil-man-and-aj-boy/t.47797303/
Episode Two:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/the-adventures-of-gil-man-and-aj-boy-ep-2/t.47884923/


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