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Why the hell are elves so perfect?? They're the epitomy of beauty in sci-fi and fantasy! I have never seen an ugly elf. NEVER.

It's like...They don't age. Well, they do, but the worst they get is a few wrinkles here and there and their hair gets reeeeally light or just goes silvery or grey. What the hell?!

Not to mention they have gorgeous hair. Both sexes. They're slim too! Or athletic if they're male. So then I got to thinking, man, Cross and Emily are perfect beings. No matter how scarred and ******** up in the head they are, they're perfect on the outside!

S'all like, We gave them multiple physical scars. But they're still good looking. : < Well I don't mind Cross being all hawt, but Emily, it's like, yeah. I even went off the hinge and decided, "******** being slim! You're full figured whether you ******** like it or not!" Sides, being full figured comes with how your body type is. She coulda been born with a big bone structure, right? Of course. Doesn't mean she can't be fit.

So ******** you laws of elven peoples! *shoots the bird*

Emily's full-figured, scarred, and she isn't all calm and kind. She's all Arognat on people and sometimes if she likes you, which she hates a majority of the human race, she can be nice.

As for Cross. Well..He's a Vampire Hunter. He doesn't know majikz, he uses his brawn and brains. Well more so brains, but whatever. He's got physical scars too! And um, he's, uh, well he's a drunk! So hah!

See, we can think outside the box, right? RIGHT?! : < Maybe Emily should be human. I dunno.

Ya know the real reason I was ranting was cause I was drawing them. Separately, no fluff. I was inlove with Emily's hair. It's like, "OMIGOD I WANT THAT HAIR" and stuffs. It's all pretty, long and wavy. I love it.

Then I got to drawing Cross' and reminded myself that he'd have wavy hair too. Messy, wavy, hair that looks like it's never seen a comb before. It's hawt.

Then I got this hilarious image of Emily constantly touching his hair and being all:

Emily: *cthulu*.... *touches his hair* Your hair...is so...irresistably messy. Why...?! D8< <3

It'd be hard not to. As messy and oily as it may appear it'd still look touchable and nice. :3