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Why I am so Awesome.
Sometimes I just stand in front of the mirror and ask myself this very question, "Why am I so awesome?" I just stand there, my mind completely boggled by this amazing fact. Then I become sad, like an emo when they realize that Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are just mere fictional characters. So yes, sometimes I do get teary eyed.


God damn it, why can't I figure this out?! Why must I be all alone in my awesome universe? Then I list things that make me awesome, and they are as follows:


1. I read books.

2. I read good books not s**t books like Twilight.

3. I think Harry Potter is a closet queer.

4. Stars Wars PWNS all.

5. I can type a coherent sentence.

6. I don't think anime is the coolest thing since sliced bread.

7. I secretly lust for Jet Li.

8. I realize that 7 is not so much a secret now.

9. You can disregard number 7.

10. Did you disregard number 7?

11. I bet you scrolled up to read number 7 again now huh?

12. Stop reading number 7!

13. God you're such a f**.

14. If you actually followed along to that, kudos.

15. Number 7 is now just another listed item casualty of war.

16. 2 O'clock on Wednesday there will be a soldier's funeral for number 7.

17. If you show, you will be shot on sight for not forgetting number 7.





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