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MadHouse Episode 8: ZE ‘ALLOWEEN SPEZIAL
*The scene opens up to reveal to the audience the MadHouse, completely decorated for Halloween, the front yard littered with pumpkins and Jack o’ Lanterns, the house’s towers either having a Tesla coil sticking out at odd angles, a scarecrow hanging from it, or Jill standing in the window, Rygeor’s bats can be seen circling the house, and on the odd occasion, Mika and Andre pop out from in between the pumpkins donning a witch and wizard hat. The scene zooms through the front door, down the hall to the right a bit, stopping beside Chris, dressed as Dracula, and who appears to be peeping around a corner for some reason*

*Chris turns around and spots the camera crew*
Chris: Oh hey I didn’t see you come in there, no really I didn’t, I’ve been to busy, preparing my Halloween challenge, come on and take a look.
*The cameraman sidles around Chris to take a look at what he had previously been viewing*
Chris: It’s the perfect setup.
Cameraman:....... I don’t really see anything Chris.
Chris: Excellent that means that the plan is working perfectly, now who do you see in that room?
Cameraman: Well Andrew and Will are in there bouncing around like idiots-
Chris: due to the large amount of candy they’ve eaten.
Cameraman: David is seated in one of the loungers reading, Rygeor looks like he’s about to kiss Jill, oh wait no he’s going for the neck..........and she just broke his.......-
Chris: OH GOODIE SOMEONE DIED!
Cameraman:- nope he’s good, he just snapped it back into place, what is he a vampire or something?
Chris: One of those bats must have made him one, tell chef to break out the garlic.
Cameraman: I’ll do that later, lets see Loyde is playing the piano, even though it sounds like random thrashing, and Alexandra’s lying on top like a lounge singer, no wait she just fell off-
Chris: Hehehe sucker.
Cameraman: - oh and it appears that carter is asleep on that couch over there, while James is cursing every word know to man at a 5 year old on the Xbox.
Chris: good, good you’ve spotted all the PEOPLE in there, now what other things are in there, specifically around the ceiling.
*The camera points up to the ceiling*
Cameraman: Ok then we got some spiders over there, some of Rygeor’s bats and, OH DEAR SWEET ALAH IN A NUTSHELL, IS THAT A HYDRA!!
Chris: MUHAHAHAHA, indeed it is my friend, I specifically had that bioengineered for me for this very day, what’s more frightening than something that you can’t kill? Hmmm?
Cameraman: Well your mother in bed would be one.
Chris:........nicely played, BUT NO MATTER, RELEASE THE HYDRA!!
*The cage mesh beneath the Hydra opens up allowing it to drop into the room, it hits the ground causing a massive crater*
*David looks up from his book*
David: Great now I need to fix that too.
*One of the Hydra’s tails whip out at David, wrap around him and lift him high up into the air, throttling him in every direction*
David: GAH SOMEONE, ANYONE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE.
*Outside the room Chris and the cameraman stand there dumbfounded*
Cameraman: So......yah was this part of your plan to freak out the contestants, cause so far its only affecting David, the house mechanic, who works for you, on YOUR TEAM.
Chris: Ya this is a strange twist of events, I’d thought it would get one of the buffoons first.
*Inside the room a second tail lash out, wrap around James this time and begin throttling him through the air*
James: SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, DON’T LET ME j**z MAH PANTS.
*Outside the room*
Chris: There we go.
Cameraman: Ya that’s the guy who already threatened to sue you once.
Chris: Really, crap I never did pay any attention to that.
*Inside the room*
David: ANDREW HELP MEEEEEEEEE
Andrew: Can’t, have, sugar, in, blood, no, concentration.
Will: SNICKERS, SNICKERS, SNICKERS, SNICKERS,SNIKAS WOOT.
David: Oh god dammit I didn’t want to do this, ANDREW, EMERGENCY PROTOCAL, GEAR RELEASE!
*Suddenly Andrew stops jumping up and down and stands there, stock-still as the Hydra wrecks chaos upon the lounge area*
*Outside the Room*
Chris: What the hell is happening?
Cameraman: I dunno, David just said gear release and Andrew stopped, wonder what it means?
Chris: Thank you captain obvious.
*Currently, if one was to take an X-Ray video of Andrew’s brain they would view the following transaction*
*Inside Andrew’s mind there appears to be a large setup of some sort, gears of every shape and size turning in unison at a slow and steady pace to create a large clockwork masterpiece, at the top a sign can be seen that says, Andrew’s mind. At the base of this a monkey can be seen pushing a crank in the opposite direction causing the slow gear train, suddenly, Bobobo monkey pops into the scene wearing a hard hat and holding a clipboard, he walks up to the other monkey*
Bobobo: Hey Clappy we just got an invoice from one David to release the gears.
Clappy: Oh really, he sign the paperwork?
Bobobo: No time, there’s a big hoedown going on out there, he used an emergency protocol.
Clappy: *GASP* I’d better get the gears going right away.
*Clappy stops turning against the gears, halting them all together, he then removes the crank and the gears begin to turn, at a faster and faster rate, Clappy then pulls out two cymbals and begins to clap them together*
Bobobo: Oh boy, the gears a really lighting up today.
*Clap*
Clappy: Yup, we’d better get our vacation going huh?
*Clap*
Bobobo: Ahyuk, Yup!
*Clap*
*Bobobo begins to do some weird dance, while Clappy the monkey slaps the cymbals together at a faster and faster rate, the gears overhead have now reached a speed which at this point in time has caused some of the gears to turn red with heat, as well as sending sparks flying in every direction*
*Outside Andrew’s mind*
*Andrew is just starring straight ahead, the occasional twitch occurs in his left eye, Will is standing next to him starring at him*
Will: You okay there Andy?
*Twitch*
Will: You get diabetes or something?
*Twitch*
David: GOD DAMN START UP TIME ANDREW HELP.
*Will looks up to see David slowly being lowered into the gaping jaws of the Hydra*
Will: If I help you will you give me Snikas?
David: If I give you a snickers bar will you stop saying Snikas?
Will: Yes.
David: Okay then......SAVE MY a**.
*Will runs at the Hydra, jumps and kicks it in the neck, sending its head into a nearby pillar, and stunning it slightly*
David: Nice one, NOW GET ME DOWN!!
Will: On it.
*outside the room*
Chris: GUAHAHAHA, my plan is working perfectly, Andrew is left powerless due to my Hydra, and this is the BEST, PLAN, EVAH!
Cameraman: what are you even supposed to be Chris a supervillan or something because if you are, you suck at it.
Chris: I’m the guy who signs off your pay.
Cameraman: All hail Chris.
Chris: GWAHAHAHA.
*Inside Andrew’s mind*
Clappy: Hey Bo, why isn’t he going all gear release on that things a**.
Bobobo: Hmm, I wonder *looks up* GASP THATS WHY.
*Above the monkies, a part of the gear train is being held in place by Don Patch*
Don Patch: *In a girly voice* No, I’ll never let you take my pookie away from me, he can’t work those long spinning hours, and the pays so low it basically rolls out of his hands.
Clappy: *Teardrop* Uh mam’ thats a gear your professing love to, Bobobo we gotta get her down from there.
*clappy looks at Bobobo, only to see him dressed in traditional samurai garb*
Bobobo: That is no woman, Clappy-san, that is the great gear and panty thief L.
*Up above don patch grabs onto the wig and clothes he’s wearing and rips them off, revealing a set of panties he’s wearing around his waist and on his head*
Don Patch: AH so you’ve seen through my disguise, BUT IT IS TO LATE, nothing can stop me from taking this panty.
Clappy: but that’s a gear.
Bobobo: No look closer, clappy.
*Clappy looks up at the gear, a gasp escapes him*
Clappy: ITS BEEN TURNED INTO A PANTY.
Bobobo: NO YOU FOOL, IT WAS A PANTY ALL ALONG.
Don Patch: AND NOW ITS MINE.
Bobobo: Not if I can stop you.
*Bobobo reaches for the sword at his waist, drawing it, and revealing to the audience a giant leek*
Clappy: *teardrop* your sword is a leek.
Don Patch: GASP, THE LEEK SWORD OF THE ANCIENTS, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!.
Bobobo: FROM THE VEGGIE ISLE AT NO FRILLS, now COME.
*the two of them jump at one another, on contact a bright light flashes blinding the audience momentarily*
Clappy: WHATS HAPPENING.
*The light dims revealing Don Patch and Bobobo sitting on a blanket sipping tea*
Clappy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Don Patch: We must learn to put aside our differences in order to make peace with panties.
*Bobobo takes a sip of tea*
Bobobo: Ah...........SAYS YOU, SUPA FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR.
*Two nose hairs shoot out from his nostrils and grab Don Patch’s arms.*
Don Patch: huh?
Bobobo: 2’S A GROUP 3’S A CROWD.
*The nose hairs whip Don Patch into the ground, pummelling him*
Don Patch: GAH.
Bobobo: it has been done.
*Clappy looks up at the gears which seem to be turning even faster*
Clappy: There we go, one gear release coming up.
*Outside Andrew’s mind*
James: NOT THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW.
*The Hydra tail whips James into and out the window, sending him flying into the garden*
David: WILL, HELP, NOW.
*David is inches from the Hydra’s mouth, using his feet to keep the jaws from closing on him*
David: I DON’T WANNA DIEEEEEEEEEE
Will: Kind of busy right now.
*In front of will are two more heads of the Hydra*
Will: Who woulda thought that by chopping off the heads it just makes more.
David: ANYONE WHO WATCHED A DISNEY FILM WOULDA KNOWN THAT!
Will: AH
???: Step aside Will.
Will: Huh, whozat?
*Will turns around to see Andrew, though it doesn’t really look like Andrew, his hair has grown a lot longer, now covering his ears, and instead of wearing his usual fedora, he has a pair of reading glasses on*
Will: Did you get a new shirt?
Andrew: No.
Will: Boob job?
Andrew: No.
Will: Have a secret code phrase muttered to you that releases a separate personality of yours, completely different from the original, with all of his power increased tenfold?
Andrew: Yes, that was quite specific.
Will: David’s been shouting it the entire time.
David: and I’m glad I could help, NOW SAVE MEEEEEEEE.
Andrew: On it.
*Andrew steps past Will, and positions himself directly in the middle of all three Hydra heads*
Andrew: GEAR SECO-
*One of the heads lunge down and swallow Andrew whole*
*Carter walks up behind will looking around slightly dazed*
Carter: *YAWN* what happened while I was asleep.
Will: Well a Hydra broke in and is trying to kill us all.
Carter: Ah.
Will: did you know that a Hydra’s heads multiply by 3 every time they’re killed?
Carter: Anyone who’s seen Hercules would know that.
Will: ah.......
*suddenly the head that swallowed Andrew explodes*
Carter: OH s**t, WHEN’D HE GO ALL SUPER SAYIAN.
Will: actually its called gear release.
Carter: and why are you so serious today.
Will: I’m getting paid in snickers
Carter: Ah, hey what with Andrew’s body?
Will: Wadda ya mean?
Carter: Well look at it.
*Over in the middle of the room, Andrew’s body appears to be giving off billowing amounts of steam, surrounding his entire body in it*
Will: Wow, I never new he came with built in air conditioning.
Carter: ...............but its steam.
Will: Exactly.
*Outside the room*
Chris: *GASP*
Cameraman: WHAT!?!?!
Chris: HIS POWER LEVEL IT’S, IT’S OVER 9000.
Cameraman: Oh dam, wait what’s the Hydra’s power level?
Chris: ......6
Cameraman: 6........
Chris: Its 6
Cameraman: Can you say skullf***ed.
Chris: Dam I’m not getting that deposit back now.
*Back in the room*
*By now a large crowd has gathered at the side of the room, consisting of Carter, Will, Loyde, Rygeor, Alexandra, Jill, and James who has recently returned from his crash site outside*
Loyde: Money on Andrew losing to the Hydra.
Carter: I’ll take that bet.
Alexandra: Oh me too.
Loyde: What are you willing to wager.
Carter: 5 bucks
Alexandra: Put me down for 10k
Loyde: WAIT WAHT.
Alexandra: You heard me 10,000 bucks.
Loyde: well, have it your way then, don’t come crying to me if you lose.
David: ANDREWWWWWWWWWWWWW, HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPP.
*Over in the center of the room David is clinging to the inside of the Hydra’s Jaw, being shoved down by the tails*
Andrew: Almost there.
*All around Andrew are thousands of Hydra heads, created by the slicing of previous Hydra heads*
David: STOP PLAYING WITH THOSE THINGS AND HELP ME.
Andrew: fine, fine.
*A massive burst of steam erupts from Andrew’s body surrounding him, at that exact same moment all of the heads lunge forward to strike*
Will: Oh noes they killed Andrew.
*Outside the room*
Chris: It.......killed.......Andrew,........PRAISE THE LORD, I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW I MIGHT STOP BEING A d**k TO THE CONTESTANTS.
Cameraman: Really?
Chris: No I’m just screwin’ with you.
Cameraman: Well so was Andrew, look up.
Chris: SAY WAH.
*Inside the room*
*Everyone looks up to see Andrew standing on the ceiling, layers and layers of steam pouring down from his body*
Loyde: dam I’m not rich yet.
Alexandra: my boy Andrew is gonna bring home the money for me, WOOHOO GO ANDREW.
David: ANDREW, LITERALLY A FINGER AWAY FROM DEATH.
*Inside the Hydra’s mouth David can be seen holding on for dear life by merely his pinkie*
Andrew: OK HERE WE GO.
*Andrew crouches down on the ceiling*
Andrew: JET DRIVE
*Andrew drops from the ceiling, accelerating at a high rate, being propelled by massive amounts of steam. Seconds before impact he pulls both arms back, and then slams his open palms into the Hydra’s back, a shudder goes through the entire room on impact*.
Andrew: Finisher: Jet *The Hydra’s back begins to indent slowly* PULSE. *massive amounts of steam pour from Andrew’s hands, literally blowing a hole through the Hydra’s back, and causing it to explode into a large amount of goo that covers everything in the room*
*Chris walks in the room, and drops to his knees*
Chris: NOOOO MY BABY, YOU OBLITERATED IT, oh.......whoops.
*Everyone in the room fixates Chris with a cold hard stare*
Chris: I’m gonna run now, FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
*Chris: throws his hands up in the air and runs as he is chased by Rygeor, Jill, Carter, James, and David who have all managed to acquire pitchforks and torches*
Loyde: but....the Hydra.......big......Andrew........Noooooooooo.
Alexandra: pay up bub.
Loyde: But I don’t have 10000 bucks.......
Alexandra: then we’re going to have to work something out *Evil Glean*
Loyde: Mommy.
*Loyde runs from the room, followed by Alexandra who is skipping merrily, while humming a hunting tune*
*Will walks up to Andrew, and begins poking him*
Will: Doesn’t all that steam hurt.
Andrew: No it is part of my current forms abilities and allows me to reduce friction and increase power.
*Poke*
Will: So are you a completely different version of the normal Andrew?
*Poke*
Andrew: Yes, though there are multiple forms of Andrew, the one you usually see is the ‘normal’ one as you say.
*Poke*
Will: So how long will you be......this Andrew?
*Poke*
Andrew: For a few weeks until it wears off.
*Poke*
Will: Anyway to speed that up, cause no offense but your boring.
*Poke*
Andrew: None taken, and I believe a large amount of Chocolate milk would do the trick.
*Poke*
Will: Wait is Chocó milk your favourite drink too?
*Poke*
Andrew: No I enjoy Camomile tea.
*Will stops poking and the entire room goes silent, save for the occasional drop of goo falling from the ceiling and the sound of the steam hissing of Andrew’s body*
Will: I NEED CHOCOLATE MILK STAT!
*later that day*
*Mr.C and the rest of the Contestants are standing outside the house, all of them are staring at Chris who has been duck-taped upside down to the front door*
Chris: I’m glad your all enjoying this.
Andrew:*still in gear release* we’ll I’m not as much as the normal Andrew would, but I still find this quite amusing.
*Will runs into the scene carrying a large vat*
Will: QUICKLY ANDREW DRINK THIS!!
Andrew: why should I-*GLUB*
*Will shoves Andrew’s head into the vat of Chocolate milk, then pulls it back out*
Will: Are you back to normal yet?
Andrew: No
*GLUB*
Will: How bout now?
Andrew: NO GOD DAM YO-
*GLUB*
Will: and now
Andrew: If I drink it will you stop trying to drown me?
Will: Yes.....
Andrew: Fine *bends down and takes a sip from the vat, then immediately goes rigid*
Will: Andrew?
*Andrew’s hair shortens and he blinks a few times*
Andrew:........GAH MY HAT, WHERE IS MY HAT, oh wait I know.
*Andrew throws off the reading glasses and reaches down the front of his pants, withdrawing from them a fedora hat*
Andrew: Phew that’s better.
Jill: I don’t even want to know.
*Andrew looks around*
Andrew: Why the hell are we outside, and where’s the Hydra thingy, and why is Chris tapped to something without me being involved?
Mr.C: All your questions will be answered........well never, but as for Chris being taped to the door, that’s for not going through with today’s challenge.
Alexandra: Wait and what was that?
Mr.C: To send you all into a place similar to the deepest circle of hell, where you would have to fight your way out.
Everyone: Andrew’s Room?
Mr.C:..........pretty much.
Chris: Okay so now I’ve been punished, can you let me down.
Mr.C: No can do chrisy, your punishment is to be the doorbell for trick or treaters since your Hydra destroyed the intercom system.
Chris: Wait, when you say door bell what are you suggesting I do.
Mr.C: oh good thing you reminded me, I’d almost forgot.
*Mr.C pulls out a sheet of paper and places it slightly above Chris’ groin, on the paper there is an arrow pointing to the groin that says doorbell*
Chris: You wouldn’t.
Mr.C: Just did.
*A crowd of children run up to the door dressed up in Halloween costumes, Andrew and Will crouching behind them*
Mr.C: Ok kiddies, Chef can’t hear very well, cause he’s helping David fix the mess, so your gonna have to ring the doorbell really hard.
Kids + Andrew & Will: YAY.
Chris: Now kiddies, no need to hit your uncle Chris.
*The kids, Andrew, and Will all turn around with an evil glint in their eyes*
Chris: oh.....DEAR....GOD NO.
*The camera swings back to the rest of the contestants as Chris’ screams fill the Halloween night sky*
Mr.C: As for the rest of you, since the Hydra destroyed a good part of the house, you all get a field day.
Loyde: A what now?
Mr.C: A field day, we can’t expect you to be in the house all the time, so on field days, you can go wherever you like, but you must be back by the end of the next day.
Rygeor: SWEET TOO EB GAMES.
*All the boys run to the garage*
Jill: Barbarians.
Alexandra: Actually I’d call those trick or treaters the barbarians.
*From Chris in the background*
Chris: Oh god, why did so many kids dress up as the hammer bros, NO DO NOT SWING THAT HAMMER THERE, NO BAD N-GAAAAAAAAH.
Mr.C: And where are you ladies going to head to.
Alexandra: here.
Jill: same.
Mr.C: wait, what, WHY?
Alexandra: We really don’t need to go anywhere, and we’ll have a multi-million dollar house all to ourselves.
Mr.C: Hmm never thought of it that way........good thinking.
*Suddenly the door on the garage is thrown off as Andrew’s mustang roars out of it, with Loyde clinging to the passenger seat, James smushed into the backseat and will standing on the roof striking a Napoleon pose, behind them are Carter and Rygeor on carter’s bike*
Mr.C: dam, better get David on that to........
Chris: OH DEAR GOD WHY!!
*Even later at the EB Games*
*Andrew drifts the car into a parking spot beside the Eb, while Carter simply slams on the brakes sending Rygeor flying through the window*
Rygeor: NOOOOOOOOO-*Crash*
Carter: Oh he is gonna be so pissed about that.
*They all walk in to see Rygeor lying I a pile of toppled game displays and game cases*
Rygeor: God.....Dam .....You........
Carter: You okay there?
Andrew: TIME TO GET GAMES.
*Suddenly from behind the counter a shifty looking person pops up, wearing a very clichéd cape with a name tag that says manager*
Manager: Wellllllllllllllcome to my humble store, may you find all the items you desire here.........
Andrew: Heh, nice costume dude.
Manager: costume?
Loyde: HOLY s**t GUYS COME LOOK.
Will: WHAT!
Loyde: It’s, It’s SMITH!!!
*TO BE CONTINUED*



































*CONITNUED*
Loyde: Well that was random and unnecessary
Writer: Well so is your mother.
Loyde: GOD DAMMIT
Will: So what did you say about smith?
Loyde: Look over there.
*Loyde points to a far end of the store where a man can be seen looking at the 360 games, after further inspection, one could tell that this is Smith*
Will: Holy crap it is him, HEY SMITH.
*Smith turns around*
Smith: oh hey guys.
Will: so why aren’t you dead?
Smith: David revived me.
Will: Ah ok then.
Loyde: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT THIS IS A HUGE PLOT TWIST, THERE SHOULD BE MORE DIALOGUE.
*Loyde reaches into the screen and pulls out the writer, slaps him a few times and says a few choice words, that should not be repeated in this script*
Will: So why aren’t you dead still and where the hell were you all this time?
Smith: Well what happened was, after the fight with the Hydra David had to clean up all that goo, so he went to the laundry room to get some towels and he spotted my body.
Loyde: Wait they just left your body in the room......
Smith Ya that’s why my skin is blue, and why I have a hole where my heart should be.
*Viewers can see Andrew standing behind Smith holding a keyblade, and preparing to strike*
Andrew: Oh so your not a heartless........BACK TO THE GAMES.
Smith: Anyways..........So David used this reanimator thing and brought me back to life, so technically I’m out of the contest, but they’ll let me stay in the house still.
Loyde: Wait so you only recently were revived, how in the hell did you beat us here?
Smith: Oh I didn’t I just jumped in the trunk of Andrew’s car, fastest way to travel.
*James walks by with the back seat attached to his rear*
James: Your telling me.
Will: SWEET , YOU GOTTA COME BACK WITH US, THEN WE CAN FREAK OUT THE MURDER B***H.
Loyde: and you can help us hold our games.
Smith: Sweet.
Manager: WHAT IS THIS, A ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEE.
*Smith whips around to face the EB Manager*
Manager: SPAWN OF EVIL, YOU DIE HERE.
Smith: oh not a chance bud, I just came back, I’m not dying again so soon.
*Smith lunges towards the manager who sidesteps him, grabs Smith’s neck and Cracks it*
Loyde:........
Will: HOLY CHEESE BUISCUITS LOYDE THEY KILLED SMITH.......AGAIN.
Smith: *Cough* Actually he didn’t, but he did get that crick outta my neck.
*Carter walks by holding a stack of games*
Carter: One hell of a crick
*Smith lunges forward again, but as the manager sidesteps, Smith whips out a pistol and shoots him in the head*
Loyde: HOLY CRAP YOU KILLED HIM!!
Smith: better him than me.
Will: Wait this isn’t so bad.
*Rygeor stands up and walks up behind Will*
Rygeor: Oh and why’s that?
Will: We’re standing in the middle of an EB Games, loaded to the brim with brand new games and systems , and smith just killed the only guy working here.
*Everyone stops and looks at each other*
Loyde:...........
Carter: I GOT THE CASH
Rygeor: I GOT THE WII GAMES
Will: I GOT THE 360 GAMES
Smith: I GOT THE PS3 GAMES
James: I GOT THE SYSTEMS
Andrew: I GOT HIS LUNCH.
*They dash around the room, loading as much stuff as they can into Andrew’s car and onto Carter’s bike, then quickly drive off*
Andrew: BEST HALLOWEEN EVER.
Carter: YOU SAID IT MAN.
Smith: and hey lets not forget I’m alive.
*As they drove off into the sunset, the ‘dead’ manager gets up and dusts himself off*
Manager: Oh so you think you’ve escaped me hmm, WELL GUESS WHAT, THE HUNTS JUST BEGUN.
*a sign hanging above him suddenly drops, hitting him square on the head*
Manager: ow.......or at least as soon as I regain consciousness, *slump*
*ARIVADERCHI, SEE YA NEXT TIME*

Well how was that my kiddies, where you frightened to the core of your very soul, hmmmmmmm? well if you did get scared your an F***ing P***y, go to a psychologist or something you need some serious help..............LEAVE COMMENTS