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This is a story my friend wrote. Everything won't be 100% because this is off the top of my head, but this is the gyst.

Once upon a time there was an emo elf. That elf's name was Fredrick. He was sad and depressed, and none of the other elves liked him. He was always mopey and never felt like doing anything. The only kids that liked his toys were the emo kids who got the emo things he made them.

Fredrick had a twin sister named Gertrude. Gertrude was the complete opposite of Fredrick. She was always extremely happy and all the elves loved her. She wished her brother would be happy too, but he wasn't.

(Also, she drew pictures of all the elves. Fredrick had eyeliner and piercings. xD)

Next, there were Harry and Draco, the gay elves. They loved each other very much, but they weren't accepted into the toy business because other elves didn't like them. They went into the law business and became lawyers. They were happy because they had each other.

One day an elf came into their office and claimed that Santa had taken the elf to his "workshop" and shown him his "hammer". Draco and Harry knew they had their first case.

Harry had just come home, and was walking into his house. He slowed and heard something. The couch in the living room groaned dangerously. "Draco?" He called warily, but there was no response. He walked in to see Santa in a pair of Christmas lingerie on his couch. Harry tried to run, but with amazing speed he found himself pinned against a wall.

Just then, Draco ran in. "What the f*** are you doing you fat f***?!?!" He yelled, coming between Harry and Santa. Santa ran out of the room and down the hallway, scarring all the elves that he passed with his half naked body.

(Okay, I know there was more than that, I just can't remember. Also, none of this is exact in it's wording, and for that I am sorry. It's the best I can do, and is only for humor purposes only.)