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How to cure obsessive-Twilight syndrome: What to do if you or someone you know is infected

1: Remind them of what real vampires are. Start with showing them a decent vampire movie. ex: Van Helsing

2: Provide them with new reading materials. Once again, about actual vampires with actual vampire qualities.

3: Remind them that Bella, Edward, or any other character do not exist. And also remind them the movie actors are just that: actors.

4: Hook them up. A boyfriend/girlfriend may distarct them from Twilight. If they are already dating, ask them to help with the OTS victim. If they are infected, you will need to cure them seperately. If they are calling themselves Bella and Edward, you may need to take drastic measures.

5:Hide their glitter, fangs, etc. when their not looking. You may also hide their money to keep them from buying more twil;ight stuff.

6: Kepp them away from Hot Topic AT ALL COSTS. The overexpsure to twilight stuff may cause a relapse.

7: If they are not cured at this point, you may need to have an intervention. Gather the victims family and lure the victim into a room, lock the door, and allow the family to tell the victim what Twilight is doing too their life. If they dont listen, go to step 8 immediately.

8: If everything else has failed so far, hold an exorcism. This is best done with at least 10 others. Restrain the infected and begin reading Bram Strokers Dracula aloud. Tear up Twilight pictures, burn the books and paraphenalia. Continue for several hours, or days, if needed. When the OTS victime finally goes limp, do not let them go until they can answer all your vampire questions correctly. Afterwards, slap them if they ever mentio Twilight again, until they permanately shut up about it.