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Necromacide,

You know how the song goes: "watery men say only velociraptors rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your gassy embrace. Now I know how Jack Sparrow felt when the books first parted to reveal the Prince of Persia silhouetted against a squishy sky. It was RRRAAAEEG at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, swimming slippery until you get here.



Yours truly,

Bleeding Apocalypse

Dear Necromacide,

I believe it was TOOL who once sang, "Oh, my cows, my Beach, I've hungered for your Moose a long, Rainy time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Mannoxide, who said "wandering ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing Sheep like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?

XOXO,

Monique_Stienmitz

Dear Necromacide ,

How I long to hear your amazing song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Necro's song. How your excilent voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded kitty. Such breath taking! Let us join together and sing in unison, your wonderful song carrying our hearts to loveable heights.



With love,

Questions box

Dear Necromacide,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a small journey to the deepest dark of my kidney. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Mars and dance with me across the undulating hole? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and sang like dancing bunnies?



Yours truly,

Questions box

My beloved Necromacide,

You and I are just two canadian people trying to make it in this shiny world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of stealing in the past, and I know you've dabbled in pride, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our hot love. Without you, I'm nothing but a round turtle.



Yours always,

Constipated Turtle

Dear Necromacide,

When I think of you, I get giraffes in my solar plexus. Though it makes me feel ablutionary, it's also exciting. Whenever we ratify together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are collating at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously ebullient and robust with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a gesticulate of the moustache? I hope we can keep masticating together for 838 years.

desirably yours,

Ganon Firenight

Dear Necromacide,

How I long to hear your Bright song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Rainbows & Stuff. How your sunny voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Jackalope. Such Excited! Let us join together and Riding in unison, your colorful song carrying our hearts to Loud heights.



With love,

Monique_Stienmitz

My beloved Necromacide,

You and I are just two naughty people trying to make it in this rich world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of Homicide in the past, and I know you've dabbled in Lust, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our clever love. Without you, I'm nothing but a mysterious Mouse.



Yours gracefully,

Kahlan_BrightBlade

Dearest Necromacide,

I cannot begin to describe how lonely my spleen burns for you. As I write this, I'm howling in my banana, unable to contain my feeling desire. Please, accept my huge embrace and know that you're truly the strawberry of my eye.



I yearn for you nobbly,

The Fringe Observer

Dear Necromacide,

When I think of you, I get maggots in my intestines. Though it makes me feel bloody, it's also exciting. Whenever we kill together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are murdering at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously cold and dead with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a mutilate of the eyeballs? I hope we can keep harpooning together for 999999 years.

lovingly yours,

Ringoringa

Necromacide,

You know how the song goes: "blue men say only puppy eyes rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your cuteness embrace. Now I know how Harry Potter felt when the hunny first parted to reveal Rapunzel silhouetted against a your eyes sky. It was crying at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, chasing yes until you get here.



Yours truly,

-EPIC_CUPCAKES-

Dearest Necromacide,

I cannot begin to describe how playfully my neck burns for you. As I write this, I'm biting in my blood, unable to contain my drinking desire. Please, accept my Crimson embrace and know that you're truly the blood orenge of my eye.



I yearn for you hopefully,

cleio

Necromacide,

You know how the song goes: "DESU men say only DESU rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your DESU embrace. Now I know how the girl from cardcaptors felt when the DESU first parted to reveal DESU silhouetted against a DESU sky. It was DESU at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, DESU DESU until you get here.



Yours truly,

Infinity Rabbit

Necromacide,

You know how the song goes: "papery men say only grave yards rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your hairy embrace. Now I know how Spiderman felt when the malls first parted to reveal evil.. Spiderman silhouetted against a shiny sky. It was sick at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, chanting horizontal until you get here.



Yours truly,

galswingirl

Dearest Necromacide,

I cannot begin to describe how disturbingly my body burns for you. As I write this, I'm swimming in my hot chocolate, unable to contain my scuba diving desire. Please, accept my wet embrace and know that you're truly the Necromacide of my eye.



I yearn for you chocolately,

The Unperfect Angel