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One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for the referee
A blind man went to see fair play
The dumb man went to shout hooray!
A deaf policeman heard the noise
Came and shot the two dead boys
A paralyzed donkey walking by
Kicked the copper in the eye
Sent him threw a rubber wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THIS LIE IS TRUE, ASK THE BLIND MAN HE SAW IT TOO