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"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

'I haven't the slightest idea.' (Original Answer from the Hatter)
'Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!' (Lewis Carrol)
'Because the notes for which they are noted are not noted for being musical notes.'
'Because Poe wrote on both.'
'Because there is a B in both and an N in neither.' (Get it?)
'Because it slopes with a flap.'
'Because they both come with inky quills.'
'Because you cannot ride either one of them like a bicycle.'
'Because neither one of them is made from aluminum.'
'some guy tried to ******** both.' (TAJ!!!)