You know you watch too much Pretender when:
12. Your Always searching for your family
11. You are constantly on the run from people trying to take you back Home, or at least you think you're running from them.
10. You start to spell center with a capital C and C E N T R E
9. You look for Blue Cove, Delaware on a map, and make sure to stay clear from it.
8. When ever you see the name Parker you think of Catherine Parker...and wonder is she really dead?
7. You know someone named Jarod and ask who he is today
6. You crave fruit cake in the middle of July
5. You won't ride an elevator for fear of getting shot
4. You 'pretend' to be a different person daily.
3. You change your last name with every job
2. When you see Jon Gries, Andrea Parker, Patrick Bauchau, or Micheal T. Weiss you shout there's "Broots, Ms Parker, Sydney, or Jarod!"
1. When you see a Pez dispenser you ask "I wonder if Jarod has that one."
 Darkened_Queen_Of_Hearts · Tue Sep 14, 2010 @ 11:21pm · 0 Comments |
