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Men are proof that women can take a joke. -- Unknown

There's no sin in loving men. Only pain! -- "Ally McBeal"

Men are like gum anyway -- after you chew they lose their flavor. -- "Ally McBeal"

All men have something to hide. The brighter the picture, the darker the negative. -- "Rupert Thorne" (on Batman The Animated Series)

Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? -- "Monica Geller" (on Friends)

I like my men, crispy on the outside and stuck to the end of a fork. -- "Roseanne"

I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian. -- "Elaine" (on Seinfeld)

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. -- Jilly Cooper

Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange. -- Robin Morgan

Men seem to flip around the television more than women. Men get that remote control in their hands, they don’t even know what the hell they’re not watching. You know we just keep going, “Rerun, that’s stupid, he’s stupid, go, go, go.” “What are you watching?” “I don’t care, I gotta keep going.” “Who was that?” “I don’t know what it was, doesn’t matter, it’s not your fault. I gotta keep going.” “I think that’s a documentary on your father.” “Don’t care, what else is on?” Women don’t do this. Women will stop and go, “Well let me see what the show is, before I change the channel. Maybe we can nurture it, work with it, help it grow into something.” Men don’t do that. Because women nest and men hunt. That’s why we watch TV differently. -- Jerry Seinfeld

If men could menstruate ... clearly, menstruation would become an enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event: Men would brag about how long and how much.... Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. Of course, some men would still pay for the prestige of such commercial brands as Paul Newman Tampons, Muhammed Ali’s Rope-a-Dope Pads, John Wayne Maxi Pads, and Joe Namath Jock Shields —”For Those Light Bachelor Days.” -- Gloria Steinem

P.M.S.= Putting up with Men's Sh*t! -- Unknown

Do you have any idea what's available to a woman of 33? Married men. Drunks. Pretty boys looking for someone to support them. Lunatics looking for their fifth divorce! It's quite a list, isn't it?-- "Sylvia Crewes" (in The Tender Trap)

Men think less of other men’s writing, but more of other men’s wives. -- Chinese Proverb

Men have always detested women’s gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared. -- Erica Jong

Men perceive that equating love and domestic work is a trap. They fear that to get involved with housework would send them hurtling into the bottomless pit of self-sacrifice that is women’s current caring roles. -- Debbie Taylor

Men expect too much, do too little. -- Allen Tate