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Dear xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx,

One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a elephant for warmth drinking mercury. I'm reading a book on the history of deer-- really small stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty yellow before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a panties and snuggle up with a platypus on your lap!

Yours smelly,
DashDotDotDash

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Dear DashDotDotDash,

I'm writing this letter to wish you a yellow Xmas! I'm sure visions of pasta-plums are already dancing in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your fish with boughs of sulphur? Have you spiked the ham with plenty of nitric acid? Have you walk your gown by the chimney with care? Did you leave out crisps and some vodka for Santa and his reindeer?

Yours loudly,
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Dear xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx,

One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a the eiffel tower for warmth drinking vodka. I'm reading a book on the history of balls-- really melodic stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty comfortable before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a snuggie and snuggle up with a llama on your lap!

Yours grimly,
DashDotDotDash

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Dear DashDotDotDash,

I'm writing this letter to wish you a colorful Xmas! I'm sure visions of ham-plums are already running in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your houses with boughs of snow? Have you spiked the pizza with plenty of bleach? Have you lift your sock by the chimney with care? Did you leave out cookie and some coffee for Santa and his reindeer?

Yours merrily,
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Dear xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx,

One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a big ben for warmth drinking whiskey. I'm reading a book on the history of deer-- really magnificent stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty thundering before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a DR who t-shirt and snuggle up with a unicorn on your lap!

Yours girlishly,
DashDotDotDash

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Dear DashDotDotDash,

I'm writing this letter to wish you a beautiful Xmas! I'm sure visions of sherry-plums are already dancing in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your hats with boughs of Silver? Have you spiked the turkey with plenty of whiskey? Have you danced your scarf by the chimney with care? Did you leave out turkey and some margarita for Santa and his reindeer?

Yours lovingly,
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