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Tyler: "Angel! She tryed to rape me!" Shakes me violently.

Me: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Tyler: "I was sleeping and I woke up to her hand on my crotch and her biting my neck!"

Me: "Who?"

Tyler: Points toward girl headed our way.

Me: Notices it is Maria.
"Maria tryed to rape you?"

Maria: "I did not, he is good looking, but not that good looking."

Me: "Then why did you grab his crotch and bite his neck?"

Tyler: Hides behind me.

Maria: "I thought he was William."

Me: Scratches head.
"How could you think he was Will if he was in his room?"

Maria: "That's just it! He was sleeping in William's room, not his!"

Me: Turns to him.
"Why were you sleeping in Will's room?"

Tyler: Shrugs.
"I was too tired to walk all the way over to my room so I just slipped into the nearest one."

Me: Smacks idiot in the back of the head.
"Oh honestly, what am I going to do with you?"

Tyler: Shrugs again.
"Let me sleep in your room so I do not get molested again."

Me: Smacks idiot once more.
"Go to your room baka!"