We went to a restaurant a few hours ago. We just finished dissecting a frog and a cockroach in our Bio class. And I really enjoyed pissing off my mom, because I told her that one, I didn't have any gloves, and two, the frog urinated on my hand (FACT), and each time I attempt to touch her arm, she backs away and tells me to stop touching her.
Then the food came, and all the jokes I made were connected to dissecting. Like how the food looked like the frog's organs, or how the vinegar smelled like the cockroach, and pissed my mom even more.
Then her best friend / former secretary, asked them if I had a boyfriend. Then my dad said "Right now? I don't think so. But I still remember her ex. Her ex's parents had a bakery, and I told Monica to tell him to give me some bread. It never came. Tch. That guy."
And I was laughing lol. My ex boyfriend. Known by my parents as the boy with a bakery. Kind of like Peeta in The Hunger Games LOL. Technically Peeta was my ex boyfriend. Muhaha XD
