Some things better left unseen
_____Child birth. It's a miracle to those who get to experience it...SOMETIMES. It's nearly NEVER a miracle for those of us who handle the photos when some lovely customers feel the need to print up pictures of the process. I don't want to see people essentially pooping out a baby covered in a waxy lining and embryonic fluids from areas that really shouldn't stretch that way! I don't want to see the shriveled, newborn, parasitic, hellspawn that fed on your life force for nine months (give or take) before it decided it wanted to become people!
_____Save those pictures for people who know what they're getting into. Not the poor associates who have to handle a veritable grab bag of photos day in and day out. I have to deal with enough pictures of other peoples private bits. I don't need yours PLUS the baby pushing it's way OUT.
I'm done.
