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Hi. What's up. First entry. I know I don't really sound that enthusiastic, but that's because I already wrote my unofficial first entry and it was really cool, and really me, and somehow I got signed off before I was able to submit it. I hit submit and then I went to go check it out, it told me to sign back in and my journal entry didn't record. So I'm just kinda pissed. I had a good flow goin'. I was talking about Forrest Gump's mama being a whore, and so was Jenny, and everyone who says they have OCD or that they're bi is a dumb a**, and I described my inner critic to the world, devulged the secret burial ground of Jimmy Hoffa, confessed that I killed John Benet Ramses, and JFK, even though I wasn't born yet. See, I'm a time warper, and a psychic, and I know Shaq. In fact, I am Shaq. But that fact is irrelevant. Problem at hand is that, I had this kick a** entry, which can never be duplicated and I'm sad that I can never share it with the world. Everybody lower the flag in your yard to half mast for me over my fallen entry, light a candle in rememberence. crying . Oh, God, it's almost too much to bare. Excuse me for a minute. crying . Alright, I'm over it, I'll just start fresh tomorrow. Well, bye for now, got to go to the grocery store. Say hi to Big Man BK. blaugh Submit Damn it!
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