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Epic Tale of A Man From Nantuckit
I'm gonna write about life in this journal. If that scares ya then I guess this is a horror story huh?
Me Vs. Orion.
Hello all. I am backing off of serious topics, such as women for now, and going back to the lighter ones. Yay! Gooooo ME!

Anyway, I recently got a refund check for college. (Here's how that works. Technically my family is considered poor, so the government pays for college. What I deserved from the government was more than the total cost of college! So I got a refund. When I had some money left over I was anxious to get a new pet. Thus, in enters mighty Orion.

I went to Pet-Co and saw him. The cutest little ferret you ever did see. We took him out to the car and I decided it was cruel to keep him in the little carboard box until we got home. I had bought one of those ferret walking ball things, and so we put him in there. With him safely in his ball, we decided it would be ok to go to the Timberland Outlet. We left Orion, who sat unhappily in his ball, inside the car, doors locked.

We were gone for about 10 minutes as I bought some new boots. When we returned we looked in the car to see the ball open and empty in the front seat, and a bag rustling in the back.

We (Me an my mother) quickly covered our hands in cloth and headed into the car. Orion ran feverously around in the car escaping my every attempt to grasp him. Suddenly he turns around and lunges at me and viciously attacks my foot.

We finally got him BACK in the ball, and calmed down, then returned home. We assembled his cage and then showed him around the house. He seemed much more docile now.

Later when I put him inside the cage he lunged at my hand and promptly bit it ... Hard. Orion is cuddly and cute, but appears to be a fearous opponent. Only time shall tell all the tricks up his sleeve.

(( I didn't forget my promise.))

In this dismal world we must all find something to be thankful for, as for me, I'm thankful I'm not republican.






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MaiSake
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commentCommented on: Wed Aug 30, 2006 @ 04:46pm
LMAO a war between pet an owner. rofl

Ahahah, I like that quote, where's it from?


commentCommented on: Wed Aug 30, 2006 @ 05:10pm
It's something I read in english class. I paraphrased it though. I can give you the 'actual' quote and author if you want lol.

But yeah, it was really funny me batting Orion. If I had a camera I could have won some money. Here I come America's Funniest home videos lol.



Dias Falc
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Cheesette
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commentCommented on: Wed Aug 30, 2006 @ 11:21pm
rofl

If I was a pirate, I would have a ferret because they're so vicious. Your story proves my point.^_^


commentCommented on: Fri Sep 01, 2006 @ 11:39am
Hell yeah man! it would be funny to see you get chased around by a ferret lol. xd



MaiSake
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Dias Falc
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commentCommented on: Fri Sep 01, 2006 @ 03:57pm
stare .... You're not boosting my confidence. lol. It was funny. But simply because it involved me! lol.

Oh my new signature is this,

Knowing things is overated. Guessing is far more fun!


commentCommented on: Sat Sep 02, 2006 @ 03:39pm
Ya forgot the most important part scream . Me sitting outside the car laughing furiously as I watch Orion attack your foot.



Seron Adrix
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Dias Falc
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commentCommented on: Sun Sep 03, 2006 @ 08:11am
Oh yah. That's right! You were there. I couldn't remember you being there because you didn't do s**t to help!!! scream

But that's ok lol. I'll just beat you up another day!


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