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1. Yuki Sohma (rat) –Gender Confused Girly Man. Has a bad obsessions with beating up cats.

2. Kyo Sohma (cat) – Pissy p***y Cat with anger management problems. Has a very unhealthy obsession with rats.

3. Shigure Sohma (dog) – Is an Evil Perverted *****. Has a disturbing love for schoolgirls and writes nasty books.

4. Momiji Sohma (rabbit) – is a Bunny On Crack.

5. Hatsuharu Sohma (ox) – a Bipolar Man Whore Punk, who needs to go take anger management classes with Kyo.

6. Kagura Sohma (boar) – a Mood Swing Manic who needs to find a better hobby then trying to kill Kyo.

7. Kisa Sohma (tiger) – a Shy Little Baby who needs someone to hold her hand 24:7!

8. Ayama Sohma (snake) – a Drama King with a bad British accent (watch the anime) Not to mention he is loud and annoying! And wears women’s clothing, he is a closet pervert!

9. Hatori Sohma (dragon) – is a Wanna Be Emo Man!

10. Kureno Sohma (roaster) – Akito’s Man Slave, who needs a good slap in the face.

11. Rin Sohma (horse) – Wanna Be Goth Girl! With an ‘I hate everyone and everyone hates me’ attitude.

12. Hiro Sohma (ram) – a Punk a** Kid, with an attitude problem. The ultimate kid you just want to slap.

13. Ritsu Sohma (monkey) – is a Psychopath Gender Confused Suicidal Man In Woman’s Clothing!

14. Akito Sohma – IS A PSYCHO CREPPY CRAZY EVIL DISTURBING IT!!! Akito is an IT because I don’t know if is he is a man or woman! It is very crazy and needs mental help. Akito needs to take a trip to the Funny Farm.

15. Tohru Honda – a Goody Goody who I am insanely jealous of because she lives in a house with beautiful people! She is too happy and nice! She is also too a closet perv.

Just so everyone here knows I love Fruits Basket and Hatsuharu, Shigure and Hatori are my favorite characters. I was bored and decided to make funny comments about them. I don’t know if I did a good job of it though. Please comment and tell me what you think.

Btw- Kisa and Rin were hard to make fun of.