I've read some of the ads that you gentlemen post, looking for your true love over the internet. Some of you get lucky and get what you're looking for...if only for a few months or maybe a year and then you're back on CL personals again, complaining about the b***h who broke your heart and how you need to find your true long lost love, again.
It breaks my heart, it really does. What you gentlemen fail to realise is that no one is perfect an this is one nasty cycle.
Some of you were sick of how your girlfriends always complained about you not calling them. Its true, women do need to be cherished and we freak out because it's been a whole month since we last heard from you and it only takes three minutes out of your busy schedule to pick up the phone and say "hello doll face, how are things; how are you; love you, miss you but I am so swamped right now and I promise we will talk soon again" and then to send a $10 bouquet of flowers to our door as a token of your undying admiration. If you can send a series of texts in the span of 10 minutes, you can certainly cut that time in half and call. Not brain surgery.
Some of you think your girlfriends are cheating whores and you SWEAR you've paid attention to them and that you love them sooo much and you don't get what went wrong.
Well, do yourselves a favor, pick up MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS and educate yourselves. It's helped me understand why men don't like to talk about thier feelings alot. Maybe you'll understand why your last girlfriend was such a b***h.
If you want a girl who will be real, email me.
If you want a girl who will hold you in your arms to try to make you feel better after a bad day, email me.
If you want a girl to command and abuse mentally or otherwise, don't bother.
If you want a girl who can cry at a good movie, email me.
If you want a girl who will cheer for your favorite sport's team, don't bother.
If you want a girl who will lick your nose and give you kisses all over your face, email me.
If you want a girl who will sit in her underwear and discuss the holocust, email me.
If you want a girl that you can take care of the old fashioned way, email me.
If you want a girl who has a monogamist's heart who can only love one person and one sex but would never ever cheat on you, don't bother.
If you want a girl who wished her heart was made of ice because it is easier, email me.
If you want to know me better, get to typing up that email, darnit!!
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