Philosophy of Female Purse
Have you ever noticed how many things can be put in average female purse? Its not just a purse, its simple material in which you can put as Merry Poppins showed in same movie almost everything including pieces of old fashioned furniture. We are talking about plant life form, animals, forgotten and lost type of mirrors from the middle evil age, along with whole wardrobe and a made to get things tied up. With the average female purse theory of relativism gets a brand new meaning, females DO have bottomless bags. It is amazing how a simple concept of leather materials, zippers and buttons can be put together to look like a harmless purse/bag which can actually twist and ripple space and time. Even the greatest minds of philosophy, physics and mathematics can’t understand nor explain the strange phenomena female makes once she opens her bag. I am female and sometimes the fact what I can put in my small bag (and trust me it is small) amazes me! I mean shirts, deodorants, wallet, cell phone (and not some new extra small phone, but one that was made during 1999), one, two, three different pair of keys, my asthma medications and what not. Once I even carried my snickers in side of my purse and no one noticed, actually people told me my purse even looks smaller then…. Interesting thing is that more purses female has more things can be put inside of one of them, its probably that by bending time and spaces purses search for those they live in same house with and share their load with others. How nice from them right?
So why whole this story? Well mostly because ever since I started working in my beautiful store I found out that female customers (usually mothers) will rather not take bag, but put toy inside of their purse. I was shocked when I saw what a woman can pull out of her bag just to make room for Bratz doll she just bought, and trust me that was one big doll that perfectly came along with interior of that woman’s purse. Although you must understand that any woman who makes room in her purse for toys will never have money with her but rather would keep her credit card in her pocket, or in some side pockets on purse itself. Take away purse from a woman and she will feel as if you have stripped her naked. Actually woman without her purse is not woman at all, one best examples was one of the mums who forgot her purse inside of the store. Ten minutes after she forgot purse in the store she came back with her hair in mess, sweat going across her face and whipping every millimeter of make up she was wearing, she was in half hysterical and half scared state with face that could be only described as ‘’I have felt the greatest horror of all’’ kind of faces. She didn’t just looked like that, she acted like that, but once she was reunited with her leathery soul mate it was almost like watching Power ranger morphing; her hair stopped being messy, there was no sweat on her face, and I could swear her clothes started changing color and look, from unnamed beast to woman just by touching a purse. Quite an interesting transformation don’t ya thing? I know I felt like watching B production film in which main actress is one moment messy and dirty from the fight and right next one her hair and skin is clean like she just came out of the salon. Who am I kidding? Even A production movies are like that.
Oh women, women. We are sometimes crazy, aren’t we? Or better to say we are always crazy, just men don’t notice that so often.
