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Hello, Special Agents!
This is your lord and master benevolent dictator leader, PinkRainCloud. Your mission today is irrelevant. Today, this memo will breifly describe why I have set my creepy goggled eyes on world domination. There are two main reasons:
* I want gold
* I want power
* I wa -
- No! Three main reasons:
* I want gold
* I want power
* I want your SOULS
* I w -
- Okay, so there are four main reasons:
* I want gold
* I want power
* I want your SOULS
* I would like a nice cup of tea and some buttered scones as florid poetry is read to me from today's morning duck paper.
That is all. If you wish to approach me on friendly terms, please send a request ahead of time along with a stamped CV so that I know you are qualified to be an agent. Thank you for your time, and remember: Although I am "500% creepy and 500% cool" (thus "1000% insane!!!" wink , I do not bite often at all.
Good day, Special Agents!
Your Lovely Leader,
PinkRainCloud
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