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Here are some awesome quotes that will make you pee your pants!
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"REGINALD YOU MADE IT"
"uhhhh... actually i-im Dave.... im here for the job interview.."
"Yes Reginald all in good time. I am Hade's LORD of the underworld, and I look forward to torturing you for eturinty when you utterly fail at you're coming quest"
"...oh.. ok"
2.
That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.
-Principal Skinner
3.
April: *puts arm around Orient* Can you smell that Orient? That's the smell of adventure!
Demoro: Uhh.. April?
April: What is it?
Demoro: Orient doesn't like it when people touch him.
April: You touch him.
Demoro: I'm a demon. But you are a people.
April: What will he do? Punch me? KIck me in the gut? *laughs* Is he going to pin me down and tickle me with a feather? Don't make me laugh. *laughs*
Demoro: A- April-
Orient: *throws April into a tree*
April: Ouch.. *shakes head* I see- birds.
Demoro: Did you have to hurt her Orient?
Orient: You warned her, I just carried out the punishment.
4.
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?”
“No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you’re going to do with the money?”
The driver thought for a minute and said, “Well, I guess I’ll go get that drivers’ license.”
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, “Oh, don’t pay attention to him – he’s a smart aleck when he’s drunk and stoned.”
The guy in the back seat said, “I TOLD you guys we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car!”
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, “Are we over the border yet?”
5.
??: OOoooooh! My two favorite boys all in the same place! I MUST be dreaming! *squeels* *runs towards them*
Jikarzo: I'll just kill her now to save us the trouble- *shoots Grundy*
Grundy: *screams* *falls*
Jikarzo: You see Orient? I am different from most demons because I actually am content with having killed someone in one shot. I am hositable. I gave her the knowledge that I did her some good and killed her right now. Otherwise in thirty years she would have gotten hit by a bus or who the hell knows what.
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Yep! And if those quotes didn't make you laugh then nothing will! biggrin No, but seriously, if these quotes didn't make you laugh I want you to leave. Now.
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