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My friend gave me this list a year back.. i dont remember where she got it from tho.... anyway..


Ways to annoy people on the elevator:

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

3.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"

4.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment

5.When someone pushes a button spray it with lysol.

6.Ask someone to marry you and pretend they say yes and run out of the elevator screaming "I’m getting married!"

7.smile really big... then say " i got new socks on"

8.When the elevator stops scream "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!"

9.Whisper to someone “the squirrels are out to get you” then run out of the elevator screaming.

10. Pretend you live in the elevator and when someone steps in scream "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

11. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

12. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"

13. Stare manically and grin at another passenger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."

14. Carry a baby doll onto the elevator then say to anyone who gets on "This is my baby would you like to hold her."

15. Tell someone in the elevator, "I have a chihuahua in my pants! Wanna see?"

16. Huddle in a corner hugging your knees and repeat, "I'm a good Boy/Girl/whatever you are."

17. Look at someone in the elevator, point at them and scream "HE JUST TRIED TO KILL ME"

18. Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

19. When the elevator door opens at your stop, take the person's hand and say, "I’ll remember when we first met!" Then leave

20. When someone gets on the elevator and it's just the two of you say in a calm voice without looking at them "starting now you have 30 seconds to find it. Speak and I WILL kill you. Don't try to get off the elevator because I will find you. GO. Now."

21. Stand in right in front of the door and every time it opens gasp.

22. Call out, "Group hug!" and then enforce it.

23. Or,when you take their hand at your stop tell him/her,"I'm sorry,baby.But we can't go on! I must leave! Good-bye!" then walk off, fake sobbing

24. "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute

25. run up to a old lady and say "grandma i finally found you i was so worried about you, don't run off again!" and when they get off follow them around and say things like let's go to this store grandma, and then follow them out to their car and as they drive off say wait grandma don't leave me!!!!!! than start crying.

26. WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO GET ON THE ELEVATOR, STICK YOUR HAND OUT AND TELL THEM THAT THIS ONE IS RESERVED

27. When someone walks on SHOUT GET OFF OF BOB! When they do, pretend to hold someone’s hand and say come on bob and walk out

28. Start laffing evily and yell “i am your future king/queen!!”

29. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

note- this works best when no1 is talking
30. Stand and stare at the people (don't face the door face the people and smile)

31. Bang on the doors saying: LEMME OUT!!

32. Pretend to fart (when there’s only you & one other person in there) and when they look at you say “you did it...”

33. have your friend call your cell phone and like yell when your talking to them and then when your getting off say that was fun lets do it again (make sure everybody’s looking at you)

34. Sit down right in the middle of the elevator and sing IM A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORRRLDDDDD MADE OF PLASTIC, ITS FANTASTIC in an annoyingly high pitched tone

35. Make your friend call you on your cell when they're in the same elevator then get in a fight (this works best if you "don't know the person is in the elevator with you" wink

36. Grab your shoe and say 'is that dog pooo' and smell it and then say 'yea thats dog poo alright’

37. Yell "gimme a hug" then hug them(if they run chase them)

38. Go up to a guy (only if ur a girl) act drunk holding a empty beer bottle and say: YOUR HAWT and when u say hawt,hit their chest with your beer-bottle hand xP

39. Keep asking them constantly "do u go 2 Wal-Mart? Do u go to Wal-mart?!?" If they say yes say, “WELL TARGET'S A LOT BETTER!" (and vice versa)

(Please add if youd like 4laugh )