It's Finally here!!! This is the finally of "Describe Meh". So here it is, the final Journal Entry that will tell me how I look!!! Please put your hands together for our newest host, Eva Stalkingwell!!!
Eva: THANK YOU, NOW SHUT UP WHILE I DO THIS RETARDED INTERVIEW.
Xavier: Okay.......... Who are you, and while I'm at it, why do you got the biggest mole I have EVER seen?!
Eva: Was that an insult. First of all, I'm from that GIANT building that looms over that big city, Pittsburgh.
Xavier: Wait, isn't that the prison?
Eva: YEAH.
Xavier: So your security, your still creepy, but your the most normal person that interviewed me.
Eva: NO, QUITE THE OPPOSITE. I'm a prisoner in that god forsaken prison. Before I went to death row...I wanted to interview someone. IT'S CALLED A GOAL.
Xavier: Prisoner, Death row, Interview me...I'm being interviewed by a psycho...
Eva: LET'S GET TO OUR FIRST QUESTION. DO YOU HAVE ANY DISEASE THAT YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH US?
Xavier: No?
Eva: Describe puberty.
Xavier: Describe what? Your almost as bad as Ish?................
Eva: That was a bad question, let's move on.
Xavier: Who made this test thingy?
Eva: What is your shoe size in men?
Xavier: ................Okay, around 9 in a half...
Eva: I'M NOT HERE TO DO FRACTIONS. I WANT YOUR SHOE SIZE, OR I'LL EAT YOUR FEET AND ESTIMATE.
Xavier: That was my shoe size, it isn't really fractions, and eating my feet is weird.
Eva: WELL I'VE DONE IT BEFORE. NEXT QUESTION THEN, ARE YOU LEGS-
Xavier: You ate a foot before?
Eva: I'M TALK IT OR ZIP IT BEFORE I RIP THOSE LIPS OFF THAT BIG HEAD OF YOURS.
Xavier: I do not have a big head.
Eva: ARE YOUR LEGS HAIRY?
Xavier: Okay, what kind of question is that, you don't go around to people and ask, "Are your legs hairy?"
Eva: ANSWER OR IT OR I'LL LOOK MYSELF.
Xavier: .............Okay...........no.........................
Eva: DO YOU HAVE PIMPLES?
Xavier: No...............
Eva: Hers the final question, so brace for it cause it's perverted.
Xavier: like the rest of the test...
Eva: Do you wear underwear?
Xavier: k..............Wasn't too bad, yeah.
Eva: Clean?
Xavier: Yeah
Eva: Does everything fit in there.
Xavier: Whats that suppose to mean.
Eva: TELL ME BEFORE I START SQUEEZING.
Xavier: Fine then Mrs. Queen of the helper brawl.
Eva: *Gasp* I'll kill you.
Xavier: That's possible. *gets up and runs over to the door. it's locked.*
Eva: I gotcha now.
Xavier: I'm dead...
Eva: I'm hungry.
Xavier: Sooo shes a cannibal too!
Eva: *Pushes Xavier out of the way and punches the door threw.
Xavier:Wow..... *exits the room*
So there you have it! It's the end of were it describes me. Got more question? You be the interviewer and pm me today!!! TaTa for now!!!
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