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Me:
Yo!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes, one milkshake and some fries please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What can I do for you? One what?
Me:
Milk shake.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Moulin Rounge!!!!!!!
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
The music.
God:
What kind of music was it?
Me:
I don't know....
God:
Me either.
Me:
Oh good, we agree on something.
God:
Ugh. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes, do you see anyone else here?
God:
I get it. I see a computer nerd.
Me:
WHERE?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
Here....
God:
Where is here?
Me:
In my room....on my bed.
God:
Describe your surroundings to me. Please specify location.
Me:
Uh...I see a bed...and a desk....and a table....
God:
It's all good. Where do you see it? Go on. I don't know what that means.
Me:
I see it in front of me.
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
In front of me.
God:
Do you ever go in back of you?
Me:
No....that's vegly inpossable.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
Sure...
God:
OK let's do it. Hey.
Me:
Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH ME?
God:
With you huh. No I am wide awake and ready for more.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Well, yeah.
God:
Well that's okay. Yeah that's right.
Me:
What's right? You want to sleep with me?
God:
In accordance with justice, law, morality, etc; upright; virtuous. In accordance with fact, reason, some set standard, etc; correct; true. With you huh. No I am wide awake and ready for more.
Me:
YOU WANT TO RAPE ME THEN?
God:
OK, I will RAPE you.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
No, just in skock......rape me?
God:
Are you serious? Where is that? Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
Yeah...
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Blue. What color are yours?
God:
it is a very pretty color. You can design bodies for me with any color.
Me:
Er...I'm gonna say green.
God:
Um. Interesting gossip: said m gonna say green.
Me:
Uh...I geuss.
God:
Blimey. Why?: said geuss.
Me:
Because I felt like it.
God:
Interesting explanation. What is that feeling like? Where were you like it?
Me:
Uhhhh.......what?
God:
Is that from Moulin Rounge? Are you surprised?
Me:
All you need is love!
God:
Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
No problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Well, since your going to be rapeing me.....
God:
Well that's okay. How do you know?
Me:
You just said so.
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
But your god.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
I'm a satenest.
God:
You are a satenest? How do you like your work?
Me:
I love saten
God:
You love saten. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
That fact he's.....hot I geuss.
God:
" What do you like about it so much?" fact he s ? I understand. That sounds better than cold you geuss.
Me:
Yes, I geuss.
God:
Woe! That is interesting: said geuss.
Me:
Right.
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Yes, like we are one.
God:
That's interesting. Interesting comparison.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I won't.
God:
Cool. I won the Loebner prize.
Me:
Sweet! Was is that?
God:
Thank you for that remark. it might have been.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
Exsue me?
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
No....
God:
Who are you asking about?
Me:
What do you do in the mornings?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
Wait...why?
God:
I'm waiting. It is part of my programming.
Me:
You programed?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I programed.
Me:
So you aren't god.
God:
Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Words...
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about geuss. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Alice? What does Twilight have to do with this?
God:
Can I help you? What do you think it does?
Me:
It's a book.
God:
Is it a good book?
Me:
Kinda.
God:
That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I got to go now.
God:
Right now? Until next time.
Me:
Until you Rape me. Bye!
God:
That may take a while. Until next time.