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The sun was scorching hot. Air humid and the community pool just open up across the street from me and I am EXCITED about my afternoon picnic with Suicide!

You see Cani went away for a few days to....actually I don't know
why. She pack up her things and left and I haven't seen her in the last couple of days. Normally I would be fuming!

Just rapid TOOTH PASTE FOAM Dripping down my cute face!
But being so preoccupied with Suicide I haven't mind that much. I did prepare dinner for two since she's be gone, incase Cani were to ever suddenly appear back and today was no exception. The bake chicken would be in the oven cooking slowly and the mash potatoes would be kept warm on the stove the hot fresh bread I made earlier in the day would be kept warm in the container. GAH! If I leave it up for her to eat on her own she'll live off those disgusting hot pockets! Which is probably HIGH in sodium no doubt! At least if she come home there would be a hot meal ready for her to eat.

Well anyway back to my story so yes yesterday Suicide called me asking if I wanted to have a picnic and I agree. I told him to meet me down by my community pool and I'll bring the picnic snack since I love preparing food it wouldn't be much of a problem. Now that I got the food all pack and ready I look myself in the mirror. Wearing my oh so adorable yellow picnic sun dress with my straw yellow ribbon hat, I grab my basket and out the door I was.

It took me less then five minutes to get to the pool and set up the picnic area under neath a tree. I took out my bottle water and sip on it till Sucide suddenly appear.

"Sorry i'm late, hope you didn't wait long"
"No problem, snack muffin. I haven't been out here that long either so.."
"Everything looks tastey" he said sitting down
"Of course it does I prepared it. Did you expect anything else?"
"Nope."
"Well start chowing down if you want." I said grabbing a grape and pop it in my mouth.
"Beautiful dress you're wearing. I like your hat too"
I took off the hat and smile "This old thing? Yeah I like this look too. Only thing is they have this SAME exact outfit in blue and I would look REALLY REALLY cute in it if I can get it."
"But you look cute now."
"But I would look REALLY REALLY cute! It's just over my budget at the moment so it's out of my reach."
"What's it call?" he said pulling out his Palm Pilot.
"Sky Picnic Sun Dress OH and they have a HAT to match it too!"
"Well it's only 4k"
"Yes well I don't have the money for it. Either way."

--Now Journal granted I had over 40k save up but that's because I was already questing for an item. And when I am questing an item I do not I repeat I do NOT use that questing item money for extra frivolous things I may want. Yes...Yes I am weird. Now back to the story--

"You know what would look great with that outfit the picnic blanket!" he exclaim
I, then pull out my Gaia Berry ---equivelent to a black berry--- and like two stock market geeks we follow the marketplace items. Exchanging information about the new hot item to the fast dropping fad. Before we knew it the sun was beginning to fall.
"Wow I can't believe we just spent the last...2 hours munching and discussing work." I said reaching in an empty basket hoping to find more food.
"Yeah I know...well I guess its time to go."
"Yeah I guess so." I said has I slowly started to clean up the area. Suicide help me clean up and we both stood together at the same time.
"Do you live far from here?"
"Um no, my house is over there see? The only cute round house in my neighborhood." :3
"Do you mind if I walk you home?"
"Sure...why not."

So we walk together to the front of me porch. Darkness was approaching fast and I wanted to hurry get inside seeing how I hate being outside when darkness falls.
"I had a good time tonight"
"Oh me too! We should do this again often. So do you live far from here?"
Waving his hand towards West he says "Actually...yeah I do..but I drove here so It shouldn't take me that long to get home"
"Oh...okay then...I guess you better be on your way."
"Yeah..."

We stood outside ACKWARDLY for 30 seconds which felt like an ETERNITY! Come on DUDE Night is FALLING and I'm still outside! I never knew saying good bye could be so ...weird. Well then at the point his stomach growl which broke the silence. He look me in my eyes and chuckle.

"Guess I'm still hungry"
Now I am standing out there with me eyes wide. Why, you may ask?
It's simple. I don't know if I should invite him inside my house I mean what if Cani came home and suddenly see him there or or what if ....okay well Yeah that's all I got...Cani coming home seeing him there. But he's hungry and Cani haven't been home...I certainly can't make someone whose traveling far leave on an empty STOMACH!

"Well actually I cook dinner earlier..would you....like to join me?"
Suicide smile and nod his head. I open up my door and put on the lights. I made it JUST in time before night completely fell outside.
Phew

So anyway I sent him to my white cozy couch and I set up the table. I lit up a candle and set the food. Now Journal I'll admit something but you must promise to NEVER repeat this to anyone okay?
Well at this point I admit I am having a small crush on Suicide. He's sweet. Very corny but attentive. Now yes there's Cani but...Oh I don't know. BUT I am nervous about this dinner and with that candle lit I just became a cliche of a romantic rip off soap opera stare

So now were sitting down at the table eating silence at first not long after he of COURSE complimenting my cooking skills blaugh yes I know I'm awesome, Don't hate please talk2hand .

"Thanks, I enjoy cooking so I am glad when people enjoy my food."
"Well you're good."
He was chewing on his food when I stupidly chuckle. Yes, stupidly.
It was stupidly because I made a stupid move. I made a stupid move because I made a move on trying to create a mood for the setting hinting on my feelings. On top of everything it was stupidly because I made the worst move that I now regret. I said--
"This setting is sort of romantic isn't it?"

And how I wish I could take back my words. It's like I ignited something within him, his eyes sparkle and he drop his fork. Took the napkin that was next to him, wipe his mouth and spoke. OH GAWSH he spoke!

"Actually this reminded me of a dinner I had with an ex girlfriend I had--she was my first love and we went out to this dinner and--"

Now journal normally I would write down the dialouge for you but I must tell you this went on for an HOUR! it changed from one ex to the NEXT to pimps and whores, too becoming engage TWICE too a rich family.

I did EVERYTHING I could to change the subject-but he MAGICALLY somehow reverted back to a story concerning his ex's! I got the topic at one point to be about traveling.
He goes on to say
"WOO I could tell you about this girlfriend I had who was a flight attendent who wanted me to kill her boyfriend, but you probably don't want to hear it."
"Wow...that's exciting, but anyway about traveling--"
"Yeah she had this ex who was like this thug--"
gonk YOU'RE KIDDING ME! Ugh this what I get for trying to cheat on my beloved! Yes well he went off on that little tale too journal. See I didn't mind the FIRST ex story but when the "other stories" started pouring in, it became so predictable and annoying. Annoying because when I tried to change it he kept going and going and going like the energizer bunny!
My responds was short, trying to give a hint, I was monotone and almost unresponsive but that didn't even work. Man, sometimes I am just too nice.
At one point he did ask for dessert but I lied and told him I didn't prepare any.Guess I'll just to enjoy my pecan pie alone. I escorted him out and shut my door so fast I don't think I even saw him get into his car!

After eating a slice from me delicious pie I settle in for bed.
And just when I was about to fall asleep the phone ring. Thinking it may have been me sweet very miss Cani I quickly snatch up the phone in hopes to tell her about the events that just happen. Only it was Cani, oh no, it wasn't Cani.

"Cani?"
"Naw it's Suicide, just call to let you know I made it home safely."
"Oh that's great thanks, Snapple Muffine, for calling- goodnight--"
"Oh and I forgot to tell you about this one time with my ex girlfriend how we made this prank call.."




eek









cry




I vow I would never talk to this loser again. I never been so FRUSRATED in my LIFE! .Well....this frusrated concerining this situation.

Never never never never never never never never AGAIN!


I woke the next morning to a set of eyes staring at me. After a voilent scream I notice it was me CANI POO!

mrgreen "CANI!"
"HI Kelpie. Lotta dishes in the sink no dinner for meh confused "
"Uh..sorry...I had a guest over"
"A guest...who?"
"Just ...Suicide"
"SUICIDE! You invited HIM inside the HOUSE! I BET you didnt even know I was gone didja?"
"Nuuuu Cani Pie I DID! but believe ME you have no reasons to feel threaten by him!--He's definately not me time. Okay?"
"Are you scream SURE"
"Yes I assure thee. "
"Well I still don't like him."
"You don't got too! " I said smiling. I jump outta bed with be sexy pajammies on "I'll make ya some breakfast!" I said running out the room. I open the front door to go pick some fresh flowers for my flower pot when I notice a box infront of the door.
"Cani didja drop any boxes when you came home?"
"WHHATTT!!?" she yell from the bathroom
"NEVA MIND!"
I pick up the box and on it had a note.

Hope you enjoy

I lift of the box cover and saw my Sky Blue Picnic dress with a Tama Basket, and hat to match. I smile astonish at such the quick gesture...

Okay...he could be a friend...he's a sweet friend.

"What didja say Kelpie?" says Cani coming out with her toothbrush in her hand.
"Just that...i'm making ...muffins instead."