Disclaimer: I like women, women are great. I love my girlfriend, nothing could make me actually think this way about women, this is purely for comedy.
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A long while ago there was an equation presented to me with a great comedic value. This equation is the women = problems equation. Here is the equation:
To gain a woman you need time and money
Women = Time x Money
"Time is money" so:
Women = Money x Money
or
Women = Money²
If "Money is the root of all problems" then:
Women = √Problems
As such, the root and square cancel each other, therefore:
Women = (√Problems)²
or
Women = Problems
There is a fundamental flaw in this equation, let's take a look at it.
Quote:
To gain a woman you need time and money
Women = Time x Money
Women = Time x Money
Time and Money. 'and' is the non mathematical representation of the + symbol, not the multiplication cross. Taking this into account, let us re-work the equation:
To gain a woman you need time and money
Women = Time + Money
"Time is money" so:
Women = Money + Money
or
Women = Money x 2
If "Money is the root of all problems" then:
Women = √(Problems x 2)
Therefore, if we round up to one decimal point:
Women = Problems x 1.5
So, the next time someone tells you "Women are trouble...", make sure to amend them.
"And a half."
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