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“Hello I am Tobi and will be your guide for the tour of the Akatsuki Base!" a young man in an orange lollipop-like mask, and a cloak covered in red cloud exclaimed. The two teenage girls he was talking to sqweed gleefully and jumped up and down. The girl on the right was dressed in all denim jeans, a Girls like Boys T-shirt and black converse with neon green laces. She had blond hair that covered one of her light blue eyes. The girl on the left was dressed in a green, grass (A/N:-coughweedcough-) colored jacket, a Foo Fighters shirt from the concert she attended, a pair of denim jeans, and black converse with black laces. She had dark brown hair that she kept down, and hazel eyes that were bashing black glasses.
“Kari am I dreaming?” the girl with the glasses asked her friend.
“If you are Rei,” the blond haired girl, named Kari, replied,” we are having the same really really cool dream” Tobi smirked behind his mask at their reactions to the new tour Pe—leader-sama said would never ever occur. Well, Tobi thought, after the money we will make from this tour he will change his mind...or Kakuzu will change it for him. Lightly snickering at that thought Tobi took the girls entrance fees (which Rei and Kari stole from a random passerby’s wallet) and escorted them into the base.
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Why could Tobi do this without his leader’s permission you ask? It was because the leader, and every member but Tobi (he had to watch the base) was at the mall for some much needed ‘down-time’. A tour has been Tobi’s idea for some time but it has always been, quite firmly, against the leaders wishes. But, Tobi, being the defiant (or just plain stupid) new member he was, didn’t listen to the leader... at all.
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“Leader-beeping- Sama hurry the –beep- up or I will be –beeping- late and there will be –beep- to pay!” a silver haired, shirtless man, also in an Akatsuki cloak, yelled to the shadowy man driving. (A/N: No really, he is a shadow and he has swirly eyes...like a hypono-beam and...Oh yeah back to the story...sorry for this interruption.)
“Hidan!” the shadow man, leader-sama, yelled, “WE WILL GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE ALRIGHT!”
“...” Hidan was thankfully quiet for the rest of the ride.
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“And this is Hidan’s room.” Tobi said in a joyous tone.
“OMGG’s!!!!!” Rei yelled “THERE ARE BLOODSTAINS ON THE FLOOR!!!”
“They must be from his rituals” Kari said with awe.
“Ten bucks for some of his rosary beads.” Tobi then was tackled by both the girls as they threw ten dollars on the ground. The girls then proceeded to jump up and down, of course nothing this good could last however.
“TOBI WHAT THE –beep- ARE THESE GIRLS DOING IN MY -beeping- ROOM!!!” Hidan cried with out rage.
“T...t...t.tobi w...ww...wwas gg...giving them a t...tour of t...he base.” Tobi squeaked.
“OMGG”S ITS HIDAN!!” Kari screamed, then she managed to glomp him without being impaled on his three pronged scythe (A/N: did I forget to mention that...oops my bad...) After that she ripped off some of the fabric from his cloak, grabbed Rei, who was stealing Deidara’s clay, and run off stealing leader’s shadow as she went.
“I’m exposed...by a bunch of –beeping- FANGIRLS!!!???” (A/N: SPOILER ALERT WEEEEEEEEEOOOOO WEEEEEEEOOO...sorry) the red headed piercing man screamed. “And Tobi!” said masked man cowered, “why were they here! I told you no Tours!!!”
“But they paid cash” Tobi held out the total one thousand, nine hundred, fifty two dollars and sixty six cents.
“Oh.” Pein---LEADER I SAID LEADER!!! Calmed down, took the money, and then walked away. Tobi followed suit and ran away, in fear of Hidan’s wrath.
“WHY HAS JASHIN ABANDONED ME SOOO???!!” He called to the sky. Because, a voice in his head said, I need to make you suffer. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Hidan yelled in agony then sank to his knees.
“Whoops almost forgot,” Tobi ran in and said, “Here on of the girls wanted you to have this.” It was a letter; in it were several diagrams on how to kill the snake- freak, his pet and Itachi’s wimpy, younger brother.
“Excellent,” Hidan muttered, “Jashin’s sacrifice shall be grand today.”