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Purple Nail Polish


It was a normal Wednsday in the Akatsuki Base. All the memmbers were in the metting room ,well, having a meeting. Todays was about creating a group uniform.
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" Alright, a black trenchcoat, black pants, black boots, sunglasses, and a white T-shirt. All in favor raise your hands." The shadowy leader , Pe-Leader...yes Leader, stated. All but one hand in the room was raised.
"No," the one and only older Uchia(sp?) Itachi.
"Why, un?" questioned the clay artist Deidara.
" No" said the Uchia sending a warning glance towards Dei-Dei(ooops pretend it says Deidara).
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"Okay," said Leader-sama(hah! got it right!!!) once again, " a full black robe with
a hood and silver dangly thingys(such technicality no?)...and we will have numbers up to 13, all in favor raise your hand."
"No." Said Weasel Boy(HAHA) once again, this time no one questioned him, for fear of a 72 hour torture session.
" Ummm Tobi thinks we should wear rock costumes!" The energetic lolypop man cried out. Needless to say he idea didn't go over well.. if you could find Tobi's right half, please contact the Akatsuki.
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" THIS IS THE LAST ONE SO AGREE SO HELP ME GOD!!!" Pein(dam it!!) yelled in a frustrated rage, "a large straw hat with bells, large black trenchcoats with red clouds on them,and the trenchcoats will have long necks." All the members agreed, happier with the first option given, but what could they do. Their lader was set on getting it over with and Itachi wasn't cooperating, sure enough his respose soon came.
"No"
" WHY THE &@## NOT!!!!!" Pein-sama(heh at least i said sama) screamed at the stotic Uchia(sp?) brother.
" Because," Itachi started to explain, " it isn't intimidating enough."
" Ohh?" replied the leader with a cool fury ," then what the %^*$*^%&@## NOT!!!!!!"
" None of them had....an emo angle." This respose was met with an akward silence(GAY BABY!!!!!!).
"Fine," replied the leader, " if we add something emo to the last one will you be happy?"
"Yes"
"Okay then what?"
" Purple nail polish." this was once again met with an akward silence(GAY BABY woot!!!! I'm on a rooooool!)
" were trying to look evil not like a group of yaoi guys, un" replied Dei-Dei(heh) with a smirk.
Itachi then spent a few days explaining how it wasn't emo, gave up then sent then into 72 hours of torture until they agreed. As itachi walked out, from behind the door they heard a girly giggle followed by 'we will just look fabulous!!' and non ofe the members decide to mention it again, for fear of more torture. I, on the other hand, am not a member so i can repeat it and did so HAH!!!!***

*** Note: the author is now hiding for her life so she dosen't get killed by Itachi, or Hidan( for her other story) but she will write more....MUAHHAHAHAHAH...that is all