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sooooo... last Wednesday I had surgery on my neck. Never will I take vicodine again... much less the extra strength that the doctor gave me. I was nuts, to say the least and why I went to the movies with you people on Thursday doped up is beyond me. I was messed up on the anesthesia after the surgery and on the way home dad had to stop at the mall.

Justin stayed in the car with me laughing his a** off at me giggling about a bumper sticker saying "I love my ta-ta's" and me dumping out my entire bag in search of my cell phone so I could call my brother and let him know that I was seeing a red lobster restaurant just like the one he works at. He told me I was shot and I replied "but I'm not bleeding".

After I got home I literally got naked and didn't even notice Justin was still in the room until he pleaded with me to put a shirt on gonk

I fell out of bed three times while turning over to talk to danielle only to be dragged back onto the bed by Justin

I talked about my hermit crabs, because apparently I could hear them moving and I couldn't fail to notice that yeeeees, they do like their new sponges.

I also seemed to like my colorful wind chime a lot and stared at it often and said it was moving and sounded pretty.

I also stared at the clock from 12:32 to 12:34 simply because I wanted to see it change to 1,2,3,4 and I hit danielle when she tried to block my view of it. (as I said before when I was sober I'm really sorry about that).

I also made an effort to pet every cat that I passed in the house.

I cried when Dib broke my lava lamp and went out of my way to find a towel to mop up the spill and whined about the glitter being all over my pretty carpet.

I got poked several times from walking into my cactus plant,because I'd forgotten where I'd moved it sweatdrop

I also never had noticed but really dull chores become really amazing when drugged. Such as making soup and baking cookies, because with everything I did I needed obvious help.

I watched a lot of movies because they were very interesting until I passed out.

I cried when I got my foot stuck in my blankets and wouldn't stop screaming until danielle and justin untangled me.

I freaked out about the window being open and "somebody" could get in by breaking the screen with their face just like natalie did that one time and yes I did break down in hysterical laughter after I realized what I had said and didn't stop until justin shushed me.

oh and when he'd shush me I'd put my finger to my lips and shush too.... and say "I'll be quiet now I promise, yes I will. I'll be good"

I'd repeat myself dozens of times. I don't know how many times I asked if I was being good or told justin that I loved him.

Icee pops, I learned, are really really cold.

I made a complete fool of myself... and since the doctor changed my painkiller prescription I will never take vicodine ever again stare