sorry people but I must save this for all eternity... and I know this is a bad place for it, but it is my favorite omegle of all time that I did this evening!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi!!!
Stranger: we must synergize
Stranger: !!!
You: why?
Stranger: because it is 12:59, and truly there is no better time for synergy
You: holy crap we're in the same timezone!!!!
Stranger: really? where you from?
You: NY
Stranger: ah, my homeland
You: as well as mine
Stranger: well, are we gonna synergize
Stranger: ?
You: I guess....
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 19
Stranger: i as well
You: amazing
Stranger: hey! you dont sound too thrilled to be synergizing
Stranger: it should be an honor!
You: yes sir!!
Stranger: well, shall we begin?
You: right away!!
You: what shall we do to synergize?
Stranger: we must simulate the ritual of mating
You: or not
You: this isn't the discovery channel
Stranger: no, but it is synergizing
You: there's other forms of synergizing....
Stranger: there are?
You: we could build a boat together....
You: or sing a song...
You: XD
Stranger: i like boats and songs
Stranger: perhaps we should synergize those into one
Stranger: double synergy!
You: oh s**t!!! that'd be marvelous!!!
Stranger: a song about boats
You: row row row your boat
Stranger: excellent!
You: gently down the stream
You: marrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream
Stranger: yes! and then we have passionate victorian-style sex in the middle of the river
You: but this isn't a wihousewife novel silly
You: I'm on a boat mother ********.... and you're not in my pants
You: or dress if you're going for vicorian era
Stranger: well of course im not in either of those
Stranger: what a strange notion that i ever could physically do such a thing!
Stranger: we're basically strangers merely engaging in a simulation!
You: now hoist the anchor!!!!
Stranger: aye aye!
Stranger: our metaphorical boat of passion is now sailing steadily along!
You: there is no passion!! what passion do you speak of?! I am your captain and there is no leader/worker relations!
You: your passion is to mopping the deck!!!
Stranger: there is no need to be coy captain...but yes, i shall attend to the deck
You: not my deck you scoundrel.... the one in the cabins!!!
You: it doesn't clean itself!!!
Stranger: fine, fine, i shall go clean it...but if i may ask, to where are we embarking?
You: Spain? maybe Portugal... who gives a s**t... get your a** to work
Stranger: then can we make love as the sun rises over the sea and illuminates our naked forms?
Stranger: that would be very spain-like
You: no.. what is wrong with you?! can't you see I'm trying to steer the boat?! your preposterous ideas will get you fed to the sharks if you come near me again with those crazy notions
Stranger: wait...who made you captain anyways?!
You: I dunno.... b***h please..... you're not a mutinous b*****d
You: unless you have scales
Stranger: i most certainly do not
You: well then don't make me get you cement shoes!!!
Stranger: why are you so opposed to our love?
Stranger: why must you fight it?
You: cause you're icky.... and there's a tentacle behind you....
Stranger: a tentacle?!
You: it's gonna rape you... that's not good
Stranger: well then we must hurry
You: mr. pus loves you passionately
You: maybe he needs you more than I do
Stranger: perhaps
Stranger: perhaps i must leave this ship then, and pursue my love with the tentacle
You: I hope you have a happy life together
You: and have mutant babies that are scary looking.... with lobster claws and squidlike features
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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amusedwriter rambles
Things I write for no apparent reason other than to pass the time. Most stories have no endings, but contain an awful lot of meaningless dialogs. Other entries are basically boring life occurrences that have nothing to do with my stories whatsoever.
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